Why not?

Q:  Why a sprite comic?  Can't you draw?  I bet you can't draw, you sucky non-drawing type person.  Get some talent!

A:  I wanted to make a comic based on fighting game characters.  Drawing them would be stupid.  Especially since I don't have a scanner.

Q:  Oh yeah?  Well...how come you only update once every Flag Day (or so it seems)?

A:  Lots of reasons.  Computer troubles.  No time.  Getting arrested in Singapore.  It's a hodgepodge of flimsy reasons.  Sorry.

Q:  Why haven't you put in (insert favorite character here)?  I love him/her!

A:  I don't know.  Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

Q:  Hey, idiot!  I sent you a link submission...idiot!  Where is it?  Idiot!

A:  You're a dirty, rotten liar!  I've only received one link submission.  Unfortunately, it was a dead link.  So if you're the guy who sent it, is it working now?

Q:  Why should I vote for your site on Top Web Comics?  Will voting stimulate me in a way no man or woman has ever stimulated me before?

A:  Ew, no!  Well, maybe.  I don't know.  I haven't voted for myself, so I can't give an honest answer.  Seriously though, thank you all for your votes.  I truly appreciate it.  If it were possible, I'd stimulate you myself.

Q:  You know that's going to discourage voting, right?

A:  Yeah.  Sorry folks.